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Apple

Either a fruit, or a technology company, depending on whether you're 1st world or 3rd world
Steve jobs: look at this beautiful fucking phone
Me: yum an apple
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Used in North America, to refer to an American Indian (Native American) who is "red on the outside, white on the inside". It is used primarily by other American Indians to indicate someone who has lost touch with their cultural identity, similar to terms such as banana and Oreo.
Dancing-Buffalo left the reservation, changed his name to Chris and stopped coming to powwows. He's an apple.
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“Apple.”
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To the hockey world an apple is an assist on a goal. Instead of saying i got an assist in a game a lot of Canadian hockey players will use the term apple instead. The slang term often used for goal is gino.
Guy: Did you get a gino tonight?

Guy 2: No but i got two apples!
by FranktheTank87 April 20, 2011
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Apple Fan: I got a iPhone 4S it better than you stupid android phone.

Smart Person: I've got a LG Nitro HD which has a bigger screen and didn't require a .5 revision to have a faster cpu and 8MP camera.

Apple Fan: Kill the nonconformist!

Smart Person: Please go away from me.

Apple Fan: All hail the iFührer!
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A manufacturer of computers, peripherials, and software with around a 3% share of the pc market.
Most well-known products include:
imac
ipod
itunes
OS X
final cut pro
ibook

While their operating system's market share may be significantly below that of Microsoft's windows, many still prefer to use Apple's computers and software, especially for graphical design and audio work.

Many people like to debate over the superiority of macs over pcs and visa versa, such people have no lives.
1. "Quite frankly, I don't give a shit weather you prefer Apple computers or Windows PCs."

2. "The Apple vs. PC debate is mindless and insubstantial, try both and use whichever you prefer."
by I totally rock May 24, 2005
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A computer company, started by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in 1976. Famous for creating the first computer with a GUI (Graphical User Interface), the Apple Lisa, and making the Macintosh, the second most popular operating system after Windows, having a 3% market share.

That's it. No stupid mocking about how they copy other things and sell them for double the price. No whining about Apple Fanboys. Really, people that say Apple is better than PC or the other way around are just stupid. It's all opinions.
Person#1: I just bought a Mac!
Person#2: OK. Personally I don't like Apple, I think their products are expensive.
Person#1: OK. Which OS do you use then?
Person#2: Windows 7.
Person#1: Oh. I used to have Windows 7 before I bought a Mac.
by Itsmynametakenbyme February 13, 2013
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