apologize

kissing Jesse Jackson's ass in an attempt to ask for forgiveness for offending the African American race. (As seen in South Park episode 1101)

Jesse Jackson: "Apologize. Kiss it."
Randy Marsh: "You want me to kiss your-"
Jesse Jackson: "That's right. Apologize."

by c_y_ January 4, 2008

apologize

when rolling dice, if you throw a loser 2-3-12 on the first roll, you need to apologize by rolling a 7-11 winner on the next roll. usually accompanied by a snapping of the fingers.

As you throw the dice, "Apologize!"

by cregets July 14, 2007

Apologies

A way of appearing to say 'sorry' when actually you mean "fuck you for highlighting our mistake. We'll fix it, but not to please you. Don't think I'll forget this any time soon".

"I can see that there's an error on the latest budget report. Apologies for that." George Osbourne, 2013 Budget announcement.

by Fray Brentos December 16, 2013

Apologization

The act of apologizing and a casual manner, usuallly in a non-serious way without meaning.

girl: I'm sorry that I kicked you in the balls

guy: oh. okay

*girl rolls her eyes.*

Apologization is always the key to unrealistic peace.

by Keru-Chan March 22, 2010

Apology

An apology only works with someone that forgives.

An apology doesnt really do anything, it's better to go ahead and do something on purpose that you wont be forgiven for later.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Apologies

Apologies come after a big event, say you bumped into someone at the store or the hallway or you said mean things to them on vacation or at work. It doesn’t have to be immediately but an apology always comes and is always appreciated, typically when followed up with candy or flowers or roses or other small (or big, hey no complaining here 👋🏾 ) tokens of your affection. What am I telling you for though, you already do know, you do know don’t you?

I loved his apology because in his apology he saw me, he knew exactly when and where to give apologies...he’s better at it than me.

by anonymous June 14, 2018

apology

Admitting that something that you should not have said something that could have been interpreted as rude, whether you meant it or not.

I apologize for my definition of 'pathetic,' it was uncalled for.

by Twizzlers October 20, 2004