Anubis

Super sexy furry Egyptian god with a massive knot

"Anubis is so hot, I swear the ancient Egyptians were furries"
"Yeah, I'm gay for him"

by Averagefurryfox August 28, 2022

Anubis

The Egyption God of the dead. He has a jackle's head and he guides you in death. Infact he's your freind so don't piss him off. If you do he'll feed yur heart to a crocidile

Anubis is cooler than God

by k1llu2 May 2, 2004

Anubis

The most powerful orbital frame. In addition, the archrival of Jehuty in the two Zone of the Enders games for Playstation 2. It is Jehuty's twin mech and is comprised of a Metatron build not unalike all other Orbital Frames. Artists of the game crafted him, obviously fromt he Egyptian god Anubis which resembles the likeness of a dog wielding a powerful spear.

His frame runner is Nohman, the leader of the BAHRAM military organization of Mars. The motive of Nohman is to use Anubis to bring to life the Aumaan project. His first appearance is at the very end of Zone of the Enders 1, and you are unable to defeat him--he teleports too fast for you to catch and he has an inpermeable shield. In Zone of the Enders 2, you look for a method to defeat him and make a final confrontation with a tragic outcome...

ADA: --
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Dingo: What's the matter?!
ADA: It is a resonance reaction.
Dingo: Resonance?
ADA: It is Anubis.

by AltronHGX March 29, 2004

extreme fluctuating anuses

A term used to describe the opening and closing motion of the rectal opening at a rapid or aggressive rate. Something you yell at a friend, relative or stranger to express excitement or to indicate your personal level of fun. Also known as a 7-11-6.

"EXTREME FLUCTUATING ANUSES"

by csko15 March 21, 2015

dirty anubis

When you are screwing your mailbox (at 6am) from behind and pull out and release all over the Mail Man
Then you force the mail man to snort all of your jiz then you shoot the mail man 69 times with a nerf gun

He’s going to grab the mail again.. I hope he doesn’t do another Dirty Anubis

by ImmaGiraffe May 5, 2020

French kisser of anuses

bum tonguer

john howard is just george bush's bum tonguer.

by rick jacobs August 5, 2003

Anubispedia

Anubispedia is a rare and severe case of the disorder, Anxiety. It can be diagnosed as early as ages 11-13; the sufferer of Anubispedia faces occasional anxiety attacks, mental breakdowns, paranoia, fear of social interaction, crowded locations and public speaking. The anxiety attacks and breakdowns previously mentioned can be triggered by:

•being forced into social interaction

•confrontation

•sudden loud noises
•surprise (e.g: a person unexpectedly jumping out at you)

Anubispedia is so rare that under 100 people in the United Kingdom are affected by this form of anxiety. Anubispedia can be caused by:
•past abandonment
•physical and/or mental neglect from a trusted one
•severe bullying
•death of a loved one

•witnessing a horrific and traumatising event (this can also be a cause of PTSD which most Anubispedia sufferers also struggle with).

Doctor: I'm sorry to announce this but you have been diagnosed with Anubispedia

Patient: What's that?

Doctor: Anubispedia is a rare form of Anxiety.

by Doctor Charles A. Manson jr. June 23, 2019