Girl- All that shit you were talking trying get laid, and this is what I get, a tiny little flaccid penis? I bet if it did get hard, it would be like three and a half inches. I shoulda called those guys I know to remove one of your kidneys.
Guy- I helped you reach the anticlimax your man couldn't make didn't I? I don't think you should take it for granted!
Girl- There wasn't anything exciting enough to emphasize with an exclamation point.
Guy- I helped you reach the anticlimax your man couldn't make didn't I? I don't think you should take it for granted!
Girl- There wasn't anything exciting enough to emphasize with an exclamation point.
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
Get the Anticlimaxmug.