artic suprise

when you poop and put it in the freezer for a couple hours and use it as a dildo for pleaser.

jessica V. went poop and felt horny so she made a artic suprise because her boyfriend wasnt around.

artic suprise by stephanieeeholla July 1, 2009

Artic Pipeline 

When someone takes a shit inside a condom and puts its in the freezer inorder to use it as a dildo.

"Hey man do you have any dildos?"
"No, I use a Artic Pipeline!"

Artic Pipeline by jigglypufffuckyeah! June 28, 2009

artic splash 

an amazinq drink or amazinq iced tea that most fishtown people drink

hey im from fishtown and like artic splash

artic splash by heyheyfishtownrec1 April 6, 2011

artic bung blaster 

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.

"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"

artic bung blaster by Monty April 1, 2005

artic 

A common misspelling of the word "arctic," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.

John: Hay letz go to the Artic pol!
Jane: Its spelled Arctic you dumbass.

artic by Spelling Police July 28, 2006

artic blizzard 

when a girl (or guy) gives a guy head with mints in their mouth.

similar to "firefly" (giving head with poprocks).

Thomas really wants an artic blizzard because he thinks it'll be quite refreshing.

Thomas can't wait to get an artic blizzard.

artic blizzard by crazyychickk01 December 4, 2010

Artic Sled Dog 

an artic sled dog occurs during sex when the male partner sticks an ice cube in the females anus and then smacks her on the ass hard enough to crush the ice cube before it melts while yelling mush at the top of his lungs

artic sled dog

Artic Sled Dog by D-Rok1982 March 25, 2012