Angry Bird

When one person shakes their sexual partner repeatedly until their partner reaches an orgasm

Person 1: Yo, i heard Andrew hooked up with a girl last night.

Person 2: Yeah, he told me that he gave her an Angry Bird and she loved it

by Black Magic38 December 8, 2010

angrybirdin

The act of hooking up with a ghetto ratchet while still in your angry bird pajamas. This usually involves the use of a pull-out couch and copious amounts of cheap liquor.

My boy took that stripper back to the rodeway inn and was straight up angrybirdin with that ratchet.

by snowflake6969 July 31, 2012

angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)

Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"

by robharry October 23, 2011

Angry Bird

When you and having sex and are about to cum you pull out and hold your dick straight out. Then you bend it back toward your stomach while still holding the base to create tension. When you start to cum you release you dick and fling your jizz. If done correctly and you hit the right spot you will knock her down.

I gave her the Angry Bird last night and knocked her off the bed. Got he high score!!

by FenixFyr August 17, 2018

Angry Bird

A jealous, hateful, crazy psychotic bitch. That has nothing better to do with their time but sit around and plot revenege on the people they imagine have done them wrong.

She just an Angry Bird, she got a problem with everybody including herself.

by kiki1977 March 27, 2013

Angry Bird's Money

when a paid application in Apple's "App Store" receives immense financial success, usually after over millions and millions of dollars are made from downloads

disgruntled Apple developer #1: "I can't believe that app did so well in its first month on the App Store!"'

disgruntled Apple developer #2: "I know, it's already making Angry Bird's money!"

by Alex Heath October 24, 2010

Angry Bird Andrew

Any middle age ginger orthodontist who takes pick up hockey extremely serious. The gingers slap shot is claimed by him to reach speeds of at least 108mph and can breach pure cinderblock. Is extremely aggitated by people who take the puck from him as they must be cheating. Enjoys long conversations dealing with wire and bracket placement.

Wow Angry Bird Andrew you should definitely give up orthodontics and play in the NHL!

by The Real Snail July 25, 2018