anal babies

well, no easy way to put it, it's shit, poo, turds..
Man you should have seen the size of those anal babies I just gave birth to, it would have to of been at least 3 kilo's of nard.
by G Dood May 31, 2008
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anal baby

An infant that is born from the anus(usually of a homosexual male). How do you make one you ask? Well its a quite simple and usually painless procedure.
#1 you find a doner egg and insert into the anus(turkey baster works best)
#2 you a. use doner sperm or b. have anal sex with sed. individual.
#3 after the egg is fertalized then it will feed off the fecies for usually nine months and grow to term in the colin.
#4 the child is born smelling of filth and rottenness "congrats. its a boy ".
Steve gave birth to a nine pound eleven ounce anal baby.
by Ryry oberki February 28, 2008
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anal fart baby

When you jizz in a women's ass and she farts, causing the cum to leak and and seap into her vagina, thus causing her to get pregnant, the resulting child is called an anal fart baby
you see Melissa over there she's an anal fart baby
by Hello bby January 01, 2016
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anal drippage baby

One who was concieved from their parents having anal sex and the semen dripping from the butt of the mother into her vagina.
Dude, I hate that loser.

Yeah, what an anal drippage baby.
by High Mice October 24, 2011
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Anal baby

A baby consumed through the process of two males performing anal. The sperm sits in the anal cavity for too long, and a baby starts to form.
Me: Holy shit, it's a fucking anal baby! Dad: stop looking in the mirror son
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Anal Baby

When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.
"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"
by Stretfordian February 23, 2021
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