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I thought this was America

Something you shout at the police as they arrest you for getting drunk and starting fights at your son's little league game.
"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America."
by TontoTheScalper July 18, 2016
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Gold Bless America

US Corporations are emerging as the new religion of the 21st century. Bow before the alter of finance, power, greed and corruption - where monetary policy replaces prayer, and redemption arrives only when Wall Street results exceed analysts' expectations.
CFO: "If we can successfully promote 3,800 full time staff to the Adaptive-NS contract position of consultant resource specialist before the end of the year, we should easily beat the street, and I have every expectation this will be reflected in the common stock - well before the "B" Options expiration's date."

CEO: "That means a bonus equivalent of almost 25 million before the end of the year? Am I correct?"

CFO: "Yes sir. Indeed, you are correct."

CEO: "Well then, let's get those staff "promotions" completed before the holidays. Can you do that?"

CFO: "Yes sir. I already have a meeting scheduled with HR."

CEO: "Gold Bless America!"
by HR Adaptive-NS Consultant October 13, 2009
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Ameera

Bright, optimistic and someone who is really sweet. Someone who likes spending time alone. Doesn't like when someone flirts with her. Prefers to stay single and adopt children. Likes spending money on her family and friends. She doesn't accept the fact she's pretty but is really pretty. Whoever marries her will be the luckiest because she is good at understanding and loving.

Also Ameera means 'Princess'.
Friend :Ameera what's your plan for today , let's hangout?!

Ameera : I'm busy, sorry.

*disconnects the call & goes back to sleep*
by Amycr7 January 10, 2018
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Amer

Amer is male name with arab origins. The name means trustworthy, brave, a life, a period of life, and person with this name can be described as a brave man, the one who decides something and makes it happen, always ready for action, the kind of man who makes your heart melt,
super kind and sweet. His personality lights up a room, and even though everyone wants to hang out with him, he chooses his inner circle wisely. He is type of person that will do anything to put smile on your face and will never betray your trust, which describes his name perfectly, just what this name completely means.
Hard-working, smart, loyal, cute, intelligent and the best person you could meet. Every second with him would be like you are on cloud 9.
Amer is a type of person you need in your life, to feel safe and loved.
Amer is the best arab name, it describes someones personality perfectly.
by nootmedoingthis July 5, 2020
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America's Got Talent

A show with contestants and judges who contradict the title every single second the show's on the air.
Why do David Hasslehoff and Sharon Osbourne get to decide who's talented and who's untalented on America's Got Talent?
by dilary huff August 30, 2007
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America’s Ass

Captain America’s sweet, thicc, luscious ass cheeks; an ideal location for increased glycogen storage due to the supersoldier serum and the exercise he partakes in whilst kicking the vastly inferior asses of others; the muscular perfection of Steve Roger’s gluteus minimus, gluteus medius, and gluteus maximus; an exemplary example of dummy thicc buttocks; the area over which the super spandex of Captain America’s super suit where stretches the most; the only ass that was a recipient of complements from both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers in the movie Avengers: Endgame;

America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.
Hrrrrnnggh Tony im doing whatever it takes but im dummy thicc and the claps of America’s Ass cheeks keeps alerting Thanos
by Thicc cheeky April 26, 2019
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America

Asnafutimnaffutifut-boo
President Biden- "America can be defined in a single word, Asnafutimnaffutifut-boo"
by DylanChan69 April 27, 2022
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