Rectofossal Ambiguity

Recto-Fossal Ambiguity (phrase):

The inability to tell one's ass from a hole in the ground.

It's estimated that 95% of the human race suffers from recto-fossal ambiguity.

by Kay_ieee June 11, 2005

Blue Lego Block of Ambiguity

The blue Lego-esque block shown in stead of Adobe Flash content when visiting a website in Apple's Mobile Safari browser. It has come to symbolize one of the greatest criticisms leveled against an otherwise highly regarded mobile browser capable of rendering most web content true to form. The debate over Flash's omission has swelled up once again with the introduction of the iPad which also utilizes Mobile Safari sans Flash support, albeit on far more capable hardware. While Apple claims to provide the "entire internet in the palm of your hand" their detractors are quick to remind the world that the "entire internet" includes quite a bit of Flash.

Person: OMG, click this link to check out a hilarious clip on Hulu from last nights Family Guy.
iPhone User: Uhhh, when I get home...
Person: Wait... just use your iPhone, lets watch it now!
iPhone User: Well, I tried..
Person: And....
iPhone User: Blue Lego Block of Ambiguity, I don't want to talk about it

by tokyotapes January 30, 2010

Gender ambiguity

The definition is simple. It applies to a person that looks both male and female, in other words u cant tell which they are. It most commonly occurs when someone is wearing clothing that would be suitable for both males and females, but it is not restricted to this.

Troy went out to collect his mail from the post box, only to have something out of the ordinary happen. A person of unknown gender strolled past, whistling a happy tune. Troy stood dumb-founded. This is an example of gender ambiguity.

by Bazza78 September 23, 2008

Constructive Ambiguity

Some bullshit term created by academics 1)to make themselves look smart, 2) provide misdirection on a topic, and 3) sidestep the issue; but in actual fact, it has no real meaning.

Only the most high-browed, coke-bottle glasses-wearing academic, squirrelled away in the deepest stacks of academia could possibly use the term constructive ambiguity in a sentence.

by Paluka Joe March 21, 2008

Nuclear Ambiguity

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).

Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.

Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.

by Jay April 21, 2004

Moral Ambiguity

An action which is morally unaccepted by society

Students using unfair activities in the examination hall or using inappropriate language is called moral ambiguity

by Albert Collins June 28, 2020

Drunk Ambiguity

That moment after you drink where you act stupider and say stupider things, and although you consciously know you're doing it because you're drunk, you do it anyways.

"Why'd he say that? He only had 2 drinks."
"Because he was in a stage of drunk ambiguity."

by Suburban White Boy September 14, 2013