alspe

Feet asleep do to mountainous terrain.

After climbing that steep hill, my feet were alspe.

by Toady12345 May 7, 2008

alspedy

Someone who is foolish and stupid, but not too stupid; moderately stupid and/or clumsy

"Hey man how many bones are in the human body?"
"206, you alspedy."

by The_Adventure123 July 31, 2022

Alspaca

A llama type creature who is a cretin to mankind. The often go under the name of Alexander Bostwick and the reason for their existence is still unknown to this day.

The alspaca, who may be regarded as stupid, ate the grass.

by AlexB039 October 2, 2019

Alspaca

A llama type creature who is a cretin to mankind. They often go under the name of Alexander Bostwick and the reason for their existence is still unknown to this day.

The alspaca, who may be regarded as stupid, ate the grass.

by AlexB039 October 2, 2019

Alspach

Midwest slang for a handsome male doing a task correctly.
When a guy performs a job with precision.
Most commonly used in blue collar-hands on environments.

Referring to a task that must be done correctly, "we need to alspach it!"

by bisonkicker July 28, 2021

Alspi

Alspi is the best tagger and graffiti artist

Can’t forget how every bitch likes him

Gaddamn alspi stole my girl again!

by Alsparos November 20, 2021