Alturdative

A crappy alternative (al-TURD-ative)... a shitty option.

We might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone.

by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 28, 2010

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009

ginger one from Girls Aloud

Nicola Roberts.
Nicola Roberts used to be known as the "ginger" or "ugly" one of crappy girls pop group Girls Aloud.
She then got incredibly attractive, sexy, beautiful and is the second most successful of the bunch and she's probably better off as she didn't get cheated on and didn't get malaria.

I'd bone the ginger one from Girls Aloud
She's a bit of a Nicola.

by radiogasm March 14, 2011

Girls Aloud

The Finest and Fittest girls ever!

Dem Girls Aloud really knwo how to work it blood!

by Veh March 23, 2004

girls aloud

Gorgeous, talented and the biggest British girl band around at the moment. They are love.

Kimberley has the mighty fine ass, Nadine has the vocal talent, Cheryl has the fantastic breasts, Nicola has the attitude and Sarah has the sexiness. Not to mention they're all stunners, thank you please

by Claudia August 5, 2004

Alturdative

"Al-turd-ative"....A variation of the similar word "Alternative".... Meaning the decision of a girl wishing to remain a virgin to take it up the butt instead of having vaginal sex.... the thought process being that anal sex isn't a violation of chastity vows since it doesn't break the hymen.

The girl said she wouldn't have vaginal intercourse cuz she wanted to technically stay a virgin but, she offered me anal sex as an "al-turd-ative" (alturdative).

by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 24, 2010

alourelia

A minecraft youtuber that carries in bedwars because cool.

(alourelia) is good at bedwars

by OutViz April 8, 2021