Terry Waite's allotment

see ambush

I got totally ambushed, she was groomed like Terry Waite's allotment.

by Barnold April 1, 2004

Dig my allotment

Get aggressively railed

Hmm I’d let him dig my allotment - I want him to rail me

by Terrnace47 February 18, 2021

Allotment

Mostly made up of old people that smell like cabbage and think they are more important than politicians.

I'm just going down the Allotment so I can piss the locals off and moan about the younger generation.

by Monty 2 August 11, 2022

Spiritual Allotment

A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.

Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.

by Green Tito May 6, 2013