Father Allen

Father Allen is the greatest band teacher of all. He is not only a band teacher, but a god. You are truly blessed if you are lucky enough to be his student. “music is my religion,” Father Allen once said. Praise you father Allen!

I have never heard a band better than Father Allen’s

by that’s wack. October 11, 2019

Aileen

Aileen is the cutest and most unique girl in the world. She is adorable, beautiful, funny, sweet, amazing, smart, talented, independent, down-to-earth, caring...You get the idea. Words will never be able to describe her. She is a one-of-a-kind and you'll only meet someone like her only once in your lifetime. She may be shy at first, but once you get to know her, she will be the best friend you ever had. With her lovely sense of humor and her random crazy moments, there will never be a dull moment with her. With her, you can talk about anything and she will always find a way to make you smile, whether she means to or not. Every time I look at her, I know she is worth all the time and trouble because she is just that special.

*She will call you a b*tch, but don't take it seriously

Aileen is the perfect girl.

by EricLovesAileen November 16, 2014

Avleen

A beautiful and talented young lady who is easily loved and will live a long life. Avleens are normally unicorns and they have gorgeous smile which they always use. She is also extremely clever and will be successful when she's older. If your name is Avleen you set your bars extremely high and have a very positive and hopeful attitude no matter what the situation. You aren't the type of person to let someone get away with making fun of your friends and you hate bullies. Overall your stunning inside and out and the perfect girlfriend for that one lucky person.

She's such an Avleen

by Mr.Taco627 May 2, 2017

Josh Allen

Most beautiful human on the planet. Sweet, humble and kind. QB for the Buffalo Bills. Can hurdle any obstacle (or person) in his way. Throws footballs like darts. The best 4th quarter QB. Radiates big d*ck energy.

Id let Josh Allen f*ck my wife.

by MeowMix746 March 29, 2020

Allena

Allena is the love of my life. She is beautiful, kind, smart, brave and so much more. words can not really describe how perfect she is. She has long wavy brown hair that is stunning even though she doesn’t realize it. Her smile is so bright it’s easy to fall in love with. Her hazel eyes practically glow in the sun. She doesn’t like to acknowledge her feelings and doesn’t know how to handle her own emotions. She’ll find herself laughing during sad and serious moments. However when you’re feeling down she’ll do anything in her power to make you feel happy. She makes you feel like the most special person in the world. She is truly a beautiful person inside and out. You have to remind her of that constantly because she’ll often forget. Remind allena of how amazing she is and she’ll probably cringe, however we know she secretly appreciates it. She doesn’t like mirrors and hates taking selfies because she doesn’t like her complexion. i think she’s the most beautiful person in the world. If you allena, are reading this, I want you to know how loved you are. By me, by your parents, by everyone you’ve ever met. you are truly special and i wouldn’t be here without you. You are what gave me life. you gave me something to live for. you gave me your love. i will cherish it for as long as i can. hopefully always, i don’t want to let you go. So here I promise I will not leave you ever. no matter where you are or where you go. you are too special to let loose. you are my euphoria.

allena is a beautiful person no matter what she or others may think

by nova.nuggets nugg nugg February 22, 2021

Allentown brown

Lowest quality weed you will ever purchase in the Lehigh Valley area, or anywhere else for that matter. Dealers have trouble giving this shit away. As for color, it contains nearly no green, mostly brown, and gives a mild high that is almost always accompanied with a headache. It is rife with seeds and stems, and its consistency is so hard you damn near need to chisel it to break it up.

fool 1: "My man, you bout to blow some dro?"

fool 2: "All I got is Allentown brown."

fool 1: "Shit, I'd rather down a bottle of Robitussin to get twisted."

by Bill Cosby III August 7, 2009

Allen's Law

In order to prove that an event has occurred, one must have three witnesses or a picture/video or it did not happen.

"Bro last night I drank a how bottle of Bombay by myself and didn't get drunk!"

"You got 3 witnesses or a video"
"Naw"
"Didn't happen, Allen's Law!"

by wndrlnd June 6, 2017