All Too Well

Taylor Swift's masterpiece of a song. Well known for its 10 minute duration. Since Americans will measure with anything but the metric system, All Too Well is now a unit of measurement that means 10 minutes.

Her: "My parents aren't home today ;)"
Me: "I'll be there in 6 All Too Well's"

by Matt_Errorrr December 16, 2021

all too well

a song you can cry to for 10 minutes straight

Person 1: hey, have you heard Taylor swift’s new song, all too well (10 minute version) (Taylor’s version) (from the vault)?
Person 2: no, ill go listen to it, i guess
Person 1: you better be mentally prepared
Person 2: yeah, yeah, whatever

Person 2, 10 minutes later: YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE, SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST
Person 1: *sighs in swiftie

by dnf stan February 26, 2022

all is well in the cosmos

its all good

how are you?
all is well in the cosmos

by tim October 21, 2003

All too well

A unit of measurement of time equal to 10 minutes and 13 seconds (the length of Taylor Swift's masterpiece, All too well (Taylor's version))

When I realised my exam was only 18 All too wells long, it seemed more bearable

by miacorverre November 28, 2021

hope all is well

Toxic text from an ex or past situationship.

Ex’s Text: hope all is well
You:

by Leavehimonreadsis April 28, 2020

All too well

A 10 minute masterpiece. The monster cock of the Red (Taylor’s version) album. This could also be used to measure time. For example if your mentally-unstable, walking red flag, raging-borderline-psycho-Taylor Swift obsessed friend or S/O says to you “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s” this means she’ll be there in 20 minutes. Also, word of advice, never date a b*tch whose favorite Taylor album is one if the following: Speak now, Folklore, Red or 1989. I can attest to this, as i myself am one of these people.

Yo have you heard Taylor’s new album? The 10 minute version of all too well had me in tears.

by Youranusinmyanus November 21, 2021

All too well

A 10 minute masterpiece. The monster cock of the Red (Taylor’s version) album. This could also be used to measure time. For example if your mentally-unstable, walking red flag, raging-borderline-psycho-Taylor Swift obsessed friend or S/O says to you “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s” this means she’ll be there in 20 minutes. Also, word of advice, never date a b*tch whose favorite Taylor album is one if the following: Speak now, Folklore, Red or 1989. I can attest to this, as i myself am one of these people.

Yo have you heard Taylor’s new album? The 10 minute version of all too well had me in tears.

by Youranusinmyanus November 21, 2021