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Alister is the most lovable, curious and caring person you will ever meet. He can be shy and even rude at first, but as he slowly opens up you realize how intricate of a person he is and you will be immediately infatuated by his personality as well as his looks. He is the most charming and attractive boy you will ever meet.
Wow have you seen that boy?”

“Yes that’s Alister. He is perfect!”
Alister by Munchikinmc November 22, 2021
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Alister by cock by charlie December 29, 2021
The perfect man. Ain't nothing else gotta be said.
"I'm marrying Alister in a week. I've never met anyone like him, and I'm so excited."
Alister by psudeom January 23, 2022
A handsome man
"Damn you're so handsome."
"I know, its because I'm an Alister"
Alister by Inferno ML November 27, 2022
Alister get back to the cotton fields.
Alister by kim jong un's son March 24, 2023
He is the hottest coolest lad.

Big cock big dreams.
Person 1: Who the fuck is that?
Person 2: Oh that’s just Alister.
Person 1: Oh hot.
Alister by Chebber August 8, 2023
As in A lister: Someone who is on top of everyone else in Hollywood and the rest of the movie world for some reason.

It’s usually box office draw, critics or general audiences, but two of those three being checked in the majority of their filmographies is what kind of does it.
Why did Adam Sandler get a huge netflix deal even though his movies get shit reviews?

Because he’s an alister.
Alister by anonymous January 13, 2024