Alimony

A monthly payment Men are forced to pay to their Wife's for the pass used of their Vagina.

Also known as vaginamoney.

One of the MANY REASONS why a man NOT get MARRIED to a WESTERN WOMAN.

Bob divorced that cheating slut but he was still forced to pay alimony to that bitch.

by Kunzy D January 6, 2012

Alimot

a beautiful girl that is very chill . she dont let niggas run her and she'll beat anybody ass who try to disrespect her. she real life cool and dont fuck with fake bitches or niggas.

Damn y'all heard about that bitch Alimot? She cool and fine asf.

by killateeee March 22, 2017

Alimony

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.

Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.

by AYB October 9, 2003

Alimony

That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.

Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.

Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.

Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...

by BusinessMan April 22, 2005

alimon

a character with the maxium potention to be raped by burley men.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

alimony babe

A female who lives in one of the varied United States that provides alimony payments for an ambitionless female, who attracts a certain type of male who only frequents such states; who is searching for an easy, low expectation relationship with her, who finds her a real cheap catch, that another man/alimony payor continues to support, unbenounced to the alimony female.

Hey man did you check out that hot alimony babe? Yeah shes a real catch, her ex husband still pays alimony and I don't have to do nothing... I can take her for a .99 cent burger and she'll do anything sexually...

by shanlew April 26, 2011

Alimony

A word you learn when you get divorced.

What's alimony? You'll know exactly what it is when you get your ass handed to you in court.

by 5amideas May 7, 2022