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Alysta

A Very Sexy Girl With An Amazing Body; Amazing Kisser; Pretty Eyes; Great in Bed; Very B-e-a-utiful; Taken; A Funny Girl; A Girl With Many Talents; Sometimes Shy; Amazing Girlfriend; Amazing Butt; Big Boobs; ( . ) ( . )
That Girl is So Alysta!(:
by Bubbliciousness! January 18, 2012
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The Allstar Ache

The Allstar Ache is the infectious disease that comes with listening to too much music by the band Allstar Weekend. Symptoms may include band obsessions, uncontrollable checking of the A-DUB Facebook, Twitter and MySpace pages, and/or swooning over Michael, Zach, Nathan or Cameron. The Allstar Ache is currently incurable.
person 1: Have you heard of Allstar Weekend?

person 2: Yes! I totally have The Allstar Ache!
by jennie34 April 22, 2011
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dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
by F1Chick March 11, 2019
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Alastar

The most amazing guy that you will ever meet! Has gorgeous shiney blue/silver eyes; is really tall; shy as hell when it comes to relationships in public; can be slightly weird but is great fun to hang out with.
person 1: who's that guy over there?
person 2: oh that's Alastar, he's so amazing!
by iconenthusiast February 4, 2013
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Alistair Overeem

The best athlete in MMA. Currently signed to UFC. Former Strikeforce,Dream and K1 HW Champion. Known for destroying wanna-be fighter Brock Lesnar.
by stefoka January 4, 2012
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Backpage allstar

A prostitute typically a white female hailing mostly from northern California with bad teeth and overly strong urge to culturally appropriate. they tend to travel across the country posting ads on Backpage selling mediocre sexual favors to middle age men. they often have no pimp and a mixed child that they take pictures with on socail media next to memes that talk about getting shmoney and videos of them counting money in hopes of living the attention of pimps.
Becky is a total Backpage allstar she can't stop posting ads !
by Ms sniffelz May 4, 2018
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Allstar Weekend

Allstar Weekend is the most amazing and talented band in the world. Zachary David Porter, Cameron Michael Quiseng, Michael Martinez, and Nathan Darmody. (Live member: Dillon Anderson)
They were discovered outside of a Jonas Brothers concert and signed to Hollywood Records.
They are soo incredibly cute and just released a new song on Aug.16 called 'Blame it on September' and their new album 'All The Way' comes out on September 27.
Anyone who says they were only signed to compete with Nick Jonas needs to get their facts straight because they were signed before the JoBros went solo. And they arent competing with Big Time Rush because, again, ASW was signed before them. Ive heard some people say theyd rather die in a hole than see Allstar Weekend live. Well to them, have fun with that. :)
Lesson: Don't diss a band. Theyre are at least a 100,000 girls supporting any band that will gladly kick your ass.
Adub forever.<3
"Hey, have you heard of ALLSTAR WEEKEND?"
"Yeah, they suck!"
-promptly kicks ass-
by Allstarsecretlifeforeever September 11, 2011
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