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Alzheimer’s

A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted.
A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted.
by awsomecolin January 4, 2023
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Alcoheimer's

The inability to remember what you did last night due to massive alcohol consumption.
I woke up New Years' Day with a bad case of Alcoheimer's.

Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.

Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.
by elbid January 1, 2010
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Alzheimer's Express

The daily route from the retirement home to nearby locations taken by senior citizens who ride their motorized carts.
Old lady O'brien rode the Alzheimer's Express all the way to the corner store.
by Nailo April 28, 2005
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Horny Alzheimer's Desease

(noun) Horny Alzheimer (háwrnee áalts-hīmerz)
(After Alois Alzheimer (1864-1915), german neurologist)

"Horny Alzheimer" or "Horny Alzheimer’s Disease" (also H.A.D.) is a medical disorder causing dementia when sex is expected: a degenerative disorder that affects the brain and causes dementia (especially late in life or late at night), forgetting all those negative memories or moral impediments you have regarding some questionable partner you had, in order to: get laid, to scratch the old itch, to dance horizontal lambada, etc..
Example 1:
- Hey, Susan! are you really going out with Rick again? Wasn't he the one who cheated on you with your sister?
- I don't remember...
- Well, I do, he also stole your dvd player and still owes me 230 bucks.
- mmm... sorry, I don't follow...
- Yes, yes, he's the one, you even tattooed his name on your shoulder, slut.

- (making common facial gestures in a Horny Alzheimer's Desease patient) really?
- Oh my, I know exactly the name of the disease you have.

Example 2:
- So what do you think about that David Letterman and his assistant, huh?
- All I heard is that they were lovers, right?
- Yes. They say he wasn't married but engaged when he was fooling around with her.
- Drat! H.A.D. strikes again!

Example 3:
- Please, doctor, come quickly! I think my mom's Horny Alzheimer is getting worse...
- Why do you think so?
- Because she had sex with my uncle last week and now she's hooking up with my cousin.
- It doesn't seem that bad.
- And yesterday she was making out with grandma.
- Ok, where do you live?
- 77 Langford street, near Lemontree Park, in the state of...
- No need to tell me, you must be in Texas.
by JUEFELES September 26, 2010
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Alzheimer's

Wut?- Alzheimer's
by Hooahbrofist May 11, 2014
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Alczheimers

Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.

More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.

A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?

Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
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Alcohol Alzheimer's

An alcohol induced state of memory loss. Individuals in this state are often seen wearing beer goggles.

Symptoms of Alcohol Alzheimer's almost always include very little or no memory of possible participation in interesting or extraodinary events.
Oh my gosh, I woke up naked this morning and have no recollection of what I did after the 15th beer last night.

Is that jang in my mouth? Did Mike and I eat a burger before passing out? Snap...if I wasn't suffering from Alcohol Alzheimer's, I would remember that yummy burger!!!!
by Uhohfosho July 23, 2009
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