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alculate

The act of figuring out the way to get the most drunk for the least amount of money.
Mike - Guys, I picked up some Busch Light for the power hour instead of the Zima that Neal requested. I’ve never finished a power hour before, but I have alculated before and this is the cheapest, most effective way to do it.

Neal - I prefer the taste of Zima, but you're correct, this does alculate better.
by FredSmootSexCruise January 30, 2008
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Accelerated Reader

An exuse for schools to torture its students by forcing us to read and take tests on them to pass.
i hate accelerated reader.
me too.

doesnt everyone
by pissyest bitch from stg June 17, 2012
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Albel Nox

From Tri-Ace's PlayStation 2 RPG, Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. An inhabitant of the planet Elicoor II, Albel is the Captain of the Black Brigade of the Royal Kingdom of Airyglyph. He bears the nickname Albel the Wicked, which he has merited out of his cruelty, both in and out of the battlefield. He possesses skills capable of matching Duke Vox's, who is the commander of the Dragon Brigade. Bearing a tragic past which led to his constant belief of him being an incompetent fighter, Albel is completely uncapable of socially attaching himself with others, as he always looks down on other people, and usually labels everyone as "worms" or "maggots."
Having lost an arm at a younger age, Albel is now equipped with an artificial, mechanic gaunlet with a clawed hand. Using both that gaunlet and his swordsmanship skills (he uses a katana), he specializes in one-on-one combat and quick attacks.
NEL: That gaunlet... You're Albel Nox!
by Delf October 28, 2005
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Accelerate

Accelerate is a beautiful written dnf smut(dream not found) fanfic found on AO3.
Hey man have you read that dnf book?
Which one accelerate?
Yeah that one it's really gay.
by Your mom LOL XD💅✨ June 20, 2021
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AlcoLOLic

An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.

As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.

Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.
John: Wow, Cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.

Sean: She's an alcoLOLic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.

John: She love's da vino!!!

coined the term Lady Tryhard SadassSydneySider Hyperado
by JustJayne September 11, 2010
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Alcep

The pipiest of them all
Yoda inspected the youngling's lightsaber “Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?” he grunted, "the Alcep, already, I am"
by Dog reference January 7, 2022
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Cum wave particle accelerator

The 4 by 4 123 abc Infinite cum waves are move at rapid speeds because of the 2 by 2 xbox 360 live membership converter which is the meiosis of the mitochondria
Person A: Hey how are you doing?

Person B: Cum wave particle accelerator

Person A: I agree
by Punanijesus February 27, 2021
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