albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.

by gnostic3 May 4, 2021

Albertan mullet

The hairstyle of choice for your typical plaid and trucker hat wearing Albertan adolescent.

Ryan Smyth, anyone from the movie FUBAR: The Movie.

"That kid's got one hell of an Albertan mullet"

by booze? January 11, 2009

albertan bush party

When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.

“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”

by Berta proud April 28, 2023

Albertan Crème Brûlée

To hack a dart while concurrently sucking on a Werther’s Original caramel.

Hey Justin, wanna go to the smoke pit for an Albertan Crème Brûlée?

by CaptainBerta July 18, 2023

albertan lemonade stand

A gas station. Serving Alberta’s sweet nectar (oil).

Eh bud! I’m runnin low on juice. Can we stop at the Albertan Lemonade Stand up the road?

by ThicccSebaaaaaa April 8, 2023

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

by jekkie bates October 24, 2007

North Albertan Water Balloon

The act of re-using a condom to the point it is completely full of semen and then freezing it, and finally consuming The final product, Aka cumsicle.

Bro, Me and my girlfriend just finished making our North Albertan Water Balloon last night.

by The ghini supreme November 8, 2019