Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that

Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke

by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021

Alan’s Bike Repair

Best thing in Lower Moreland, ever

Did you see how quickly Alan’s Bike Repair fixed my bike?
Yeah he did it amazingly too

by Internetrando February 17, 2026

Alan Parson's Project

The Alan Parsons Project were a 1970s-80s group founded by Alan Parsons (previously best known as an engineer and producer of groups and singers as diverse as Pink Floyd, Al Stewart and Pilot) and Eric Woolfson, with a shifting line-up of instrumentalists and singers including Colin Blunstone, John Miles, Steve Harley, Lenny Zakatek and Pilot's Iain Bairnson and David Paton. Their albums are all concept-based but eschew the pretentiousness of prog-rock in favour of a more radio-friendly approach, their stated aim being to create music that lends itself equally to headphone and background listening.

"You Don't Believe by the Alan Parson's Project is a great track"
"Actually, they're called the Alan Parsons Project"

by Whadduc Hunt January 12, 2007

Alan Parson's Project

(N.) Dr. Evil's Favorite Band from the Mid-Seventies.

"Since this satelite was developed by Dr. Alan Parsons, we shall call this... The Alan Parsons Project!"

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Alan Smith

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

Alan Smithee

A pen name that directors use when they want to disown a movie they made. Can also be used for when someone is so ashamed of something they did.

Twilight was not directed by Alan Smithee. What a surprise.

by Ainrana March 11, 2012

Alan Six

Verb \al Anne sicks\

A clever play on the word, "anal sex". Made popular by the FX tv show, "The League".

- Anal Sex

John: tonight I am going to introduce you to the art of, "Alan Six". I picked up a surplus bottle of lube at Costco for this special occasion

Alexandra: What's, "Alan Six?"

John: oh don't worry love. You will find out soon enough, pepper your angus in the meantime

by -The Juice January 2, 2012