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Airlock

When two people press their butts together so that their anuses form an air-tight seal, allowing for the transfer of poop and/or furry rodents.
Jill and Josie wanted to poop back and forth forever so they dropped trow and formed an airlock.
by Ducks3562 April 21, 2020
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Airlock

To use ones scrotum and stretch it over the face of a male or female and cut off the air supply to the nose and mouth.
She said she wanted to lick my balls so I stretched my sack over her face and airlocked her.
by bsipe July 30, 2009
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Airlocked

An unfortunate phenomenon encountered by men at a public urinal in which it is not possible to pee until the 'airlock' is released by letting out a fart.

This effect and it's negative consequences are often compounded by being in an office environment where letting a big one rip simply isn't an option.
"Greg from HR walked in just as I was about to start pissing, I was so airlocked I had to zip up and go"
by Johnroofs September 22, 2020
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extreme airlocking

The act of filling all bodily orifices possible through the act of penetration. This includes, but is not necessarily limited to, the vagina, anus, mouth, ears, nose and urethra.
Corwi is the definite champion of extreme airlocking. He once succeeded to airlock 5 midgets using a variety of paraphernalia while blindfolded.
by sphynxter August 1, 2011
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Shoving Wesley into the airlock.

Picard wriggled his eyebrows at Beverly and winked. "I'm shoving Wesley into the airlock." Beverly winked back, " Make sure you push him all the way inside this time."
by Wolverine3173 May 19, 2019
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Airlock docking

The act of placing the Lips of Two Asshole against each other.
"Jessica, did you hear Johnny and Caleb were Airlock docking last night?"

"I fucking walked in on thek doing it, it was weird. It was like scissoring for men!"

"Damn that's nasty!"
by EsIstRüdy September 9, 2022
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Airlock

Airlock (n.) (v).
Otherwise known as double-docking, or a "kiss under an awning": A variation of docking (where one male member's foreskin wraps around the head of another male member (hence, "docking" the second member in the foreskin of the first)) in which both male members have foreskins.

The first foreskin wraps around the head of the second member, creating a standard docking scenario. Then, the foreskin of second member extends over its own docked head AND the head of the first member, creating an airtight seal. Hence, an airlock.
Brent and I are both uncircumcised and we managed to tandem skydive with just the impossibly strong vacuum seal created by our cocks' airlock.

Airlocking with the boys creates a much strongerbond than simply docking, although some prefer the gentler commitment level of docking.

I live for the audible and moist, tactile pop of am airlock seal separating.
by Holy Water Bidet August 7, 2022
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