Agoraphobic 

A person who suffers from a generalized phobia or anxiety disorder characterized by having intense fear of places and situations that have become associated with panic attacks or panic.

Dick: Why don't we meet at Starbucks to work on the project?
Jane: I'd prefer we meet at home, I'm agoraphobic and try to avoid crowded places. I've had a panic attack in that Starbucks before.

Agoraphobic by Unlikely81 June 4, 2017

Outbox Agoraphobia

Outbox Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder suffered by text messages. Much like the human equivalent, agoraphobia, outbox agoraphobia is where the text message suffers from panic attacks in the public, and so decides it best to stay in the relative safety of the outbox.
The condition is most commonly caused by lack of mobile reception and/or lack of mobile credit.
Side effects of the disorder include anxiety of the phone owner themself as they don't recieve a reply, and then annoyance as they realize the text is still sitting in their outbox ready to resend an hour later.

text conversation:
17.31-Phoebe: What time is the table booked for? x
18.26-Phoebe: James? What time is it booked for? x
18.27-James: Oh sorry! It was for 6pm, I thought you were late, I sent you a reply earlier but it had outbox agoraphobia! x

Outbox Agoraphobia by fluorescent June 22, 2009

Angoraphobia 

An intense, all consuming fear of angora rabbits.

Rob: Hey man, wanna go to the petting zoo?

Matt: Hella no! You know I got angoraphobia dude! What the heck are you thinkin' man!?

Angoraphobia by YeeYeeNoTreadOnMe December 16, 2014

Algoraphobia 

Irrational fear of climate change in a world that already has a constantly changing climate.

The doc told me I was just suffering from algoraphobia. It's treatable, and soon I can start driving my car again, turn on my furnace, and even light up my charcoal grill once in a while.

Algoraphobia by Moondog77 January 10, 2017

agoraphobitarian 

Someone who only eats foods that can be acquired without going outside. Literally, the diet of an agoraphobe.

Why is your fridge always empty? Get some food in for dinner!

No can do, I'm feeling like agoraphobitarian cuisine tonight, it'll have to be left overs or takeaway

agoraphobitarian by dekushrub August 7, 2017

Agoraphobia 

Fear of embarrassment. Being too self-concious. This problem can be solved with ethanol (alcohol).

Person A:I can't be myself or do what I want because I don't want to be embarrassed. I have agoraphobia.
Person B:Just do these things in private.
Person A:I need ethanol!

Agoraphobia by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2010

agoraphobia 

The fear of open places! also it is the name of a song by incubus

im not going outside, i have agoraphobia, dumbie!

agoraphobia by lora! April 21, 2004