Out-Athlete

Verb.

Using athletic genetics to overcome athletic and academic problems in life.

My teacher gave me a ten page paper to write by Monday, but ill just wait till Sunday night and out-athlete it.

by ©AustinValentine©AnthonyClark February 10, 2012

Aglets

The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces. Their true purpose is sinister.

Beware of the aglets

by nickreaper January 9, 2012

athletes pack

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

I got a sweet athletes pack from playing lacrosse.

by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014

ass athlete

A bitch or manwife who loves frequent deep ass poundings from huge thick cock.

That slutty cunt is an ass athlete. She took on six of my boys and still couldn't get enough deep ass dicking.

by assymouth May 17, 2008

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

A close encounter of the athletic kind

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.

One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.

by futbolr21 August 22, 2023

olympic "athlete"

n. Any participant in an olympic event that obviously isn't a real sport, eg. ice-curling, luge, modern pentathalon. Often these people are smokers, out of shape, and Canadian.

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Hey! Hand me a Snickers bar! It's kind of boring out here on the curling rink. But at least I'm living the dream.

Here you go, eh, my olympic "athlete".

You didn't put air quotes around "athlete" did you?

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012