affectee

A person that u dont officially have a "crush" on or "like" but would say yes if they asked u out, and are agreeable to hang out with.

"That guy is my affectee... if he asked me out, I'd TOTALLY say yes!"

by Emma January 1, 2005

affented

when your best mate abuses you for calling you small :(

my bestmate: mate your small

me: i’m affented

by your pseudoscience June 20, 2019