Adonis

The name of Greek goddess Aphrodite's male lover, who was a great and handsome hunter until a boar killed him. She turned him into a rose to remember him.
It is the one male name that will guarantee a very vain, extremely hot, and exceedingly pompous son. No-one will take him seriously, he will be called gay, and he will be made fun of until he's twenty and becomes hot. Use with caution.

"Hi, I'm Adonis. "
"Aha. That's funny."
"No, that's really my name."
"Oh."

by andrea_33304 December 27, 2009

Adonis

Adonis is king. Adonis is God. Adonis is life. Adonis is everything.

Bobby: "Adonis detected. I believe there is a brother amougus."
Adonis: "Your Adonis senses are misfiring. My Jeffrey senses are buzzing."
Jeff: "Yes Almighty Adonis, my king, you are always correct."

by Adonis' Dad June 21, 2022

adony

A disgusting creature who smokes weed on a daily bases. Love other nasty creatures like Celeste. Eventually both will burn in hell!

" my cousin is a high school dropout and is not going no where in life he is such an adony".

by Nicki colons February 2, 2014

Adonis

Adonis is God. Adonis is king. Adonis is my son. Adonis is me. We are Adonis.

Bob: "Adonis detected?"
Adonis: "No, my Jeffrey senses are tingling."

by Adonis' Dad June 18, 2022

Adonis

The Greek god of beauty

Adonis is beautiful.

by Lykes2splooge March 4, 2015

Adonis

A Sarah’s ultimate lover , Adonis is a very handsome warming welcoming guy. He can make you smile within a second he knows how to make you happy. Adonis a tall man mostly in the African American genre.he’s every girls friend but isn’t good in a relationship. He’s shy at first but once you get to know him he’s a great guy but he we won’t know if he ever really loves a Sarah but guess we will have to see.

Sarah and adonis

by Sarah and adonis November 22, 2022

Adonis

Adonis(noun):

Secret son of Canadian hip-hop artist, Drake.

Drake's baby mama is French pornstar, Sophie Brussaux aka Rosee Divine.

Braided ratchet bitch and part-time rapper, Pusha T exposed this on his diss track, Story of Adidon.

Damn, Adonis' mama got a fat ass.

by pushaterrence28 June 11, 2018