Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.

'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'

by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

acock

defined a huge dousche bag. often steels peoples girls. flexes a lot, usually adopted, LOVES ugly girls, impresses ANY girl regardless of unattractiveness, makes terrible jokes,lies a shit load, wears a bluetooth while biking in own neighborhood, trys to but cant smoke weed, uses hyperboles on self.

TIMES USED
Dude ur being a huge acock.
I can not believe you just hit your own mother... Fucking acock

WHAT AN ACOCK WOULD SAY
acock-Hey man you wanna comeover and check out my cars?
guy- sure how many cars do u have?
acock- a bunch man!
guy- how many?
acock-...2

an acock sees a plate of food
acock-- thats fucking beautiful... but not as much as insert uggo here

guy accidently bumps into an acock at a grocery store
guy- dude sorry I didnt mean to
acock- god damn it! watch where ur fucking you dick!

an acocks mom calls him and tells him to go home while the acock is at a party with uggos
mom- hey honey, you need to go home its late
acock- can i have a ride ho
mom- dont call me that and yeah you can
acock- nah fuck it bitch!!! ima run home!
mom- watch ur language! im telling ur father
acock- (rips off shirt) u gott catch me!

by solly94 May 23, 2010

adrock

1. The coolest motherfucker of all time, besides MCA and Mike D.

2. (verb) To be kickin ass and layin your pimperish mack game down on some hefty fine bitches

Yo man, have you heard? Adrock RULES!

hot damn, im totally adrockin this big tit bitch!

by fuck boy November 4, 2004

ascock

noun:
An unrolled condom, tied neatly around the base of the penis and furled, like an ascot, to present a penis in regal fashion.

"I put on an ascock before I smashed, so she would feel like a princess." - RP

by TexasRawdog April 23, 2016

acockalypse

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

by schweeby May 19, 2014

Aycock

(only after the name britten)
an unusually large penis, and perfect lover

did you hear that dudes penis was an Aycock i heard his girl friend couldn't walk for a week she was so exhausted.

by the alpha and the omega2.0 October 22, 2010

accockted

1. a description of one who is addicted to a person's cock (penis) or things having to do with the cock (penis).

2. a 'gay' version of the word addicted.

1. I can't fuckin' help it, i'm accockted to the way he fucks me!

2. Boi, you know i'm accockted to hummus!

by CockyJon August 14, 2005