adblock plus

The Google or Firefox addon that sponsored sites don't want you to have.

"Dammit.. Add another to the list Jon. At this rate we won't be raking in the cash. Another one just added Adblock Plus to their addons."

by Wink-Wonk October 25, 2015

Ablockalypse

To mass delete, erase or block a large number of people or groups from Facebook, Myspace or any other social media outlet.

Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".

by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014

Adblocker

A piece of software designed to prevent advertisements from appearing on a Web page

I have installed an adblocker on my computer .

by Rabbit Shakespeare September 21, 2016

Allahu AkBLOCK

When you headshot an islamic terrorist trying to suicide bomb, preventing him from killing anyone.

Wow, that terrorist would have caused some serious damage if it was not for that policeman who totally Allahu Akblocked him.

by backbar January 14, 2017

Turn off your adblocker

An extremely idiotic thing websites use, basically it's like waving a cross (adblock) at a demon (person with adblock) to go away or turn it off.

Once you turn it off, they log all your personal information and say thanks.

You: I am thirsty for info, let's go to this news website.
*You scroll down slowly, reading each line*
Website: Turn off your adblocker to keep viewing this website
You: Go away
*Closes website*

by Trumpium December 15, 2021

Adblocker

A browser extension/app/addon/plugin which blocks advertisements/ads/adverts
This is something you should love, but not too much (as it decreases revenue to the advertiser).
Some adblockers, mainly ABP and Adblock, even the Chrome Built-in Adblocker enroll in the Acceptable Ads program.
This allows some good ads, but blocks shitty ads. However, this can be disabled (except for chrome built-in).
Hornorable mention: uBlock Origin
Some scummy websites may ask you to "disable" your adblocker, but theres an app for that with fuck overlays (or nope to overlays), scrollfucker, and sometimes the userscript aak (anti adblock killer)

A: Man i fucking hate ads
God: go to adblockplus.org
A: Oh wow thank you god for giving me the adblocker i can now browse peacefully

by Preinstallable June 4, 2020

Adblockalypse

Adblockalypse refers to YouTube's ill-conceived 2023 plan to prevent internet users from accessing content on the platform if they use ad-blockers, software that bypasses advertising before or during videos.

"PewDiePie and jacksepticeye left YouTube in the wake of the Adblockalypse"

by YourUncleFrank October 19, 2023