acupuncture

an excuse for people to stab needles in you

The doctor wanted to give you acupuncture. Don't do it

by jedceifweibfiudiwdwneodf January 9, 2020

Acupuncture

The act of having sexual intercourse with a man who has a very thin, long penis that rearranges your insides

"Hey Anna, that tall gay guy you tried to ride - was he hung like a horse?"

"No Francesco, more like a blue whale."

"Acupuncture."
"Yeah, I'm built like a boat."

by Marcel Brust November 28, 2023

recreational acupuncture

A form of SM play in which one temporarily pierces the skin with sterile hypodermic or acupuncture needles.

Synonyms: Play Piercing, Needle Play

She likes bondage, flogging, and a little recreational acupuncture

by Faustopheles July 1, 2004

Australian Acupuncture

When you get a thighjob from a cactus and then your bro gives you a blowjob and then spits the needles back out at you.

"Bro have you ever tried Australian Acupuncture?"
"No, I haven't."
"You wanna try it?"
"Sure."

by Cactus Cat November 21, 2024

Sacupuncture

Sacupuncture is having acupuncture performed to ones nut sack to correct a bad vasectomy or other traumatic testicular event.

Bradley's vasectomy left him in pain 3 years after the procedure. After many follow up visits to the urologist, he found Sacupuncture to be the most helpful in relieving his scrotal pain.

by biffriffkin February 18, 2011

acupunkture

The surgical insertion of sharp pointed metal probes into various areas of the body for the purpose of preparing said flesh for the installation of the metal stud-pins for fashion-jewelry (i.e., "piercings") denoting a defiant/non-conformist personality and a taste for loud/obnoxious music.

I see all these young people nowadays with their wild hair-styles and acupunkture-installed body-decor, and I just shake my head in confused disgust --- I happen to like my body just as it is naturally, so why should I wanna mess it up with a whole bunch of hideous hair-coloring and stainless-steel/titanium hardware?!

by QuacksO November 27, 2018

accupuncture

The art of rapidly poking someone to get their attention.

Me: Lisa
Lisa: In a minute...
Me: LISA!!!!
Lisa: One second
Me: This calls for accupuncture (begins to poke)
Lisa: OW QUIT FLIPPIN' POKING ME!!!WHAT DO YOU WANT?

mission accomplished

by kekreations August 31, 2010