according

so give credit to the smarter people

According to Lil Wayne if intercourse happens on the stairs and the female happens to get pregnant then call the baby step child

by EgGMAN January 29, 2014

accord

A cheap shit excuse for a car

WTF! you drive an accord, get the hell out of here.

by Overseer April 8, 2005

accord

Gay ass car that young punks who can't afford a real car drive.

Look at that fag in the accord.

by anon April 8, 2005

accord

A pathetic "sporty" car that some idiotic "Mr. Opportunity" tries to brainwash you into buying. Frequently chosen by ricers and idiots that are STILL brainwashed into thinking American cars are unreliable. Also, they try to make you think it is sporty. Honda is probably the most far from sporty car in existence.

Accord Driver: This car sure is sporty! I like my spoilers I put on the back, they make it so much better.

Mustang Driver: *accelerates*

Accord Driver: Wow, that thing is fast. I like my boring car though.

Mustang Driver: *waves out rear-view mirror*

by Mr. Opportunity October 20, 2007

The Arusha Accord

The Arusha Accord are a metal band from the UK, consisting predominantly of Aliens and Mutants, some of whom are also known to be registered members of the X-men. Their powers include superhuman memory and the ability to jump a lot. Their bassist is known for being one of the only bassists in the world that is actually audible when playing, however he was not accepted into the Guiness book of world records as this book is made primarily for records set by human beings. The term is also sometimes used as a memory benchmark:

Jim: Hey man, how'd you do on that advanced econ final?

Tom: Terrible, man.

Jim: Didn't you study all 320 pages though?

Tom: Yeah, but I'm not The Arusha Accord.

by TROLL12321 July 7, 2011

Honda Accord

A very ordinary looking car, but is surprisingly very reliable. This car will go through everything with you that involves travel. Most people that drive this car feel they are better than everyone else because they have had the same car for 20 years.

Guy #1: "Hey Guy #2, why do you drive your 15 year old Honda Accord around town for no reason? You just make yourself look like an ass."

Guy #2: "Hey man this car here is my baby, i got so attached to it, i named her Betty."

Guy #1: "You bastard!"

by Bob Bernstein December 12, 2010

in accordance to the prophecy.

Phrase that you mumble at the end of ever sentence to add that special exclamation point that is hard to dictate in verbal communication. Also helps with distancing yourself from other individuals. The phrase is particularly effective in work or office settings.

Boss: Can you send out a memo to our group about the new direction?

You: Sure, I will send that memo tomorrow...in accordance to the prophecy.

Boss: wtf?

by Lost Almost February 27, 2011