ablution facilities

A place where one goes to excrete human waste.

I require the use of ablution facilities.

by Oil Slick October 6, 2005

Ablution 2013

A nigga who likes to whine and poop the party

Real nigga: “Let’s go on a car ride”
Ablution 2013: “ Nooo i’m an ablution we can’t gooo!”

by desmondBill November 1, 2023

Absolution

Absolution is the best Runescape pure clan in the history of pure clans. Known for dominating Low, Mid and High Level Clans.

James: Wow I cant believe MM+FI+EOP+TH+CP just got owned by Absolution .
Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.

by Scottc2k7 March 24, 2008

Abolution

What atheist scientists who don't believe in evolution actually believe in.

Combination of evolution and Abolish.

Hey dude we should abolish evolution...... would be great.
Lets help build abolution.

by editiorial editor November 4, 2009

Ablutions

One of the greatest Call of Duty players. Usually seen playing with inFraReddd

friend 1: "damn man Ablutions just 1v3 clutched!"
friend 2: "yeah man hes pro."

by quickscope721 September 26, 2010

Absolution

Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds

Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.

by geoxd657 April 13, 2018

Absolution

The word you only know existed because of Sonic 06.

A release from guilt, obligation or punishment.

Coz every night I will save your life.
And every night I will be with you.
Coz every night I still lay awake in my dream,
of an Absolution.
Coz every night I will make it right.
And every night I will come to you.
But every night it just stays the same in my dream,
of an Absolution.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021