absolutely

The one word that will get your boss / parent / authority figure to give you the "deer in headlights" look and leave you alone. Regardless of what is being discussed; i.e. 1)drawn out over explained instructions on how to do a simple task 2) Typical Parental Lecture 3)"Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" situations.

Instructions On Use: Step One - Wait For Pause In
Assailents Ranting
Step Two - Make Convincing And Direct
Eye Contact
Step Three - Say "Absolutely Boss, Dad
, Officer, Etc."
Step Four - Walk Away And Proceed Going
About Your Business

BOSS: "Hey (your name) Im glad I found you. Look Ive got a
bit of a situation. You see Tim was sick today, and
that means that his typical collateral duties of
emptying the trash in the managers office hasnt
been completed. I know you know how big an issue
this is. I mean wow if I could just get you to..."

YOU: "Absolutely" (remember to lock eyes and put on your
best "Im not stupid" face)

BOSS: .............

YOU: (proceed to carry on about your business as if nothing
happened)

by Odiumnox December 21, 2005

absolutelybangable

completley uderly BANGABLE, like stop you on the street bangable.

Wow my boyfriend is absolutelybangable!!

by your hott sex turns me on! February 17, 2008

Absolutely Cheeks

Being completely terrible at something or to someone.

"She is absolutely cheeks at fort nite"

"I heard his test grade was absolutely cheeks"

by Amplifyer October 22, 2018

absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas

Ted Cruz. Term originally coined by Big Bird from Sesame St.

Ted Cruz is the absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas.

by absolutelystupidesttool November 14, 2021

absolutly

in a manner fueled by a liter of vodka

She loved him absolutly.

by t3hn00b January 8, 2009

Absolutely

Absolutely is a word used to make a sentance seem stronger. It is used to make things seem better and more extreme, and is used for both positive and negitive attitudes. The word refers to someone's opinion mostly.

Person 1: I think dictionaries and vocabulary is absolutely boring!
Person 2: No, it's absolutely fantastic!

by uggson March 30, 2015

absolutely wika

a state in which an individual becomes after consuming large amounts of alcohol.

after drinking a full bottle of ouzo and a selection of super strength lagers the man became absolutely wika.

by the corse July 18, 2009