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gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.
i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.
by scuppers July 8, 2020
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iPod Absence

(n.) the state of ipod absence where the victim constantly takes your own ipod and plays on it and does not give it back. Leads to annoying people who are called asswipes.
Ryan, seriously, give me my iPod back. Do you have iPod Absence?
by socalbomber July 13, 2009
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Omnipresent Absence

The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.
Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.
by Peeley November 24, 2016
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Gamer Absence

Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc
Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.
by Nefmaster22 November 13, 2019
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Absence of the Sun

A Portland, ME based metal band that is a perfect blend of european and american metal to create "global metal". Their songs are heavy, aggressive, and melodic at the same time. With raging guitar solo's and the most catchy vocal hooks around. If you are a fan of Killswitch Engage, All That Remains, In Flames or Children of Bodom...this is the band for you!
Hey James, I fuckin' just bought the new Absence of the Sun cd at Hot Topic!
by thetensionburning January 7, 2009
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Absence Patheticism

When you spend the first 3 seconds of any conversation not knowing what is going on.
Sorry it took a while to respond, I suffer with extreme Absence Patheticism at times.
by MimiWit August 25, 2017
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Tactical Absence

The act of purposely not attending school and studying at home for the better of your grade.
Jimmy used a tactical absence because of his physics test today.
by Nikegunner77 March 28, 2015
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