he's a good friend and is always there when u need a laugh. he is the "hot jock" of the friend group that is probably mostly girls. He is almost always making stupid jokes and his friends r always reminding him about is "dark time" as a fuck boy. he's always there when u need him and makes sure no stupid guys mess whilth his friends under his watch.
by yoyomybro September 06, 2017

Term used to describe an incredibly sexy being, with an unusually large penis. Recent scientific results show that women tend to love men that are named Abed. Someone named Abed, is also usually reffered to as a pussy magnet.
"Wow look at that guy, he's getting a 3 some, wow, he's such an Abed"
"That guy's incredibly handsome, and such an Abed."
"That guy's incredibly handsome, and such an Abed."
by k-h-g May 17, 2009

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