ain't about that life

You can't handle that lifestyle or don't fit into that lifestyle or with a group of people.

Tom:I'm going to the club all 6 nights this week and gettin crunk.
Craig:Man, you ain't about that life.
Me:Yeah, he's also not about that common sense either. Tom, do me a favor and do not go to any night clubs because you have no street smarts.

by LexO October 20, 2013

Not About Dat Life

A statment that defines a challange that is not taken up.

Elvis told Mike to fix that bike. Mike replies back ,"No". Elvis replies back to Mike saying you "Not About Dat Life".

by collegemanT June 21, 2011

ain't about that life

When someone, usually trying to be gangster, is stressing how he does not like how something is run or what they didn't do in a situation.

Man, and then I ate chocolate cake. They didn't have vanilla but that's okay cuz I ain't about that life.

by InnerSol October 13, 2013

all about that life

When you are interested in a particular way of life and you would like to live that way

See those girls up in the club, fresh weave and sipping crystal, I’m all about that life

by Jellyman January 5, 2018

ain't about that life

When other people see a gangster thug and proclaim that they themselves are not about the life of dope dealing and crime.

Gangster walks past checkout counter*
Clerk:"Whoa! I ain't about that life."
cactass

by Sotamaster October 17, 2013

you ain't about that life

The definition of you ain't about that life means that your not about to do something. You claim that you are but you don't, your to afraid and chicken out.

So your really gonna rob the bank? Nahh you ain't about that life, dog.

by wendy cherubin May 6, 2012

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020