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Alien Abduction

A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.
Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.
by bubba May 4, 2004
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Passive Abduction

The use of influence, guilt trips and essentially any other spoken or emotional trigger to get a person to a location they would otherwise not voluntarily go to.
I used a bit of passive abduction to get Fred to my meeting.
by KerrBox July 29, 2009
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abflation

the phenomenon in fitness where, in doing crunches, situps, etc., one has to do a rapidly increasing number of repetitions in order to get the same workout--leading to a hyperinflation situation, where 80, 100, 120 reps etc. are still not enough to leave you winded.
'hot damn, if we do another set of 1500 crunches i'm going to puke from boredom and abflation'
by JD & JD August 11, 2008
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adulation

Few young actors had received greater adulation than did Marlon Brando after his performance in wordA Streetcar Named Desire/word.
by LarstaiT November 10, 2003
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Trump Adulation Disorder (TAD)

A phenomenon endemic to militant Trump supporters that causes them to lose all sense of reason, critical thinking, and rational discussion especially with those who do not worship Trump.
Those Trump supporters shouted me down when I tried to point out one of Trump's lies. They're suffering from serious Trump Adulation Disorder (TAD).
by Wright Ryder February 25, 2020
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Ablation

A distressed state of mind one usually finds themselves in when undergoing an intense interrogation.
His gave off a distressed look of ablation when questioned.
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Abduction

Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything.

The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.
a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go."
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."

b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.

2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!

6 others in the bar: Me too!
by StabthePab January 9, 2012
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