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abdominal reins 

Abdominal reins is the excessively large, cheesy and sexy flab of fat that exist on the side of BBW women. In extreme cases it hangs over the side of their jeans and plays peek a boo as her shirt sways with the wind.
EX: While my ole lady and I were having intercourse, I latched on to her abdominal reins and rode her into town....YEEEEHAWWW
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Abdominally enhanced 

ADJECTIVE:
Politically correct way of saying "fat." Obese. Porcine.
"I'm not fat, I'm abdominally enhanced."
"Who's the abdominally enhanced fellow standing over there."

adoranal 

i love having adoranal sex, its so cute
adoranal by swords girl November 26, 2010

abdomenal snowman 

Foquan: That guy over there eating the hamburger's a real abdomenal snowman.
Mike: heheheh that's hilarious. Hope he doesn't have a heart attack while we're here.
abdomenal snowman by summerfreeze December 14, 2014

abumanal 

Term given to the Abumanal snowman.

See also, buttrapey.
Gee, Alan, I only just got away from the abumanal snowman last week, lucky too, he's one buttrapey bastard.
abumanal by Squg December 31, 2013

Abdominal Surfing 

An extreme sport in which an individual slides down a rail, usually in a staircase, perpendicular to the rail, balancing on the lower ribs and upper abs. The two variations are sprints, in which a single rail is ridden down, and slalom, in which a series of rails going down a stairwell that rises at least 4 floors.
As he rounded the last corner of the stairwell, a police officer almost grabbed him, but he quickly remembered abdominal surfing, so he lept onto the last stair rail and ab surfed away
Abdominal Surfing by bad mother lover September 17, 2010

Abdomination 

An unattractive lower abdominal section - usually found on women who have had 2 or more large babies. Also known as the "muffin top" or "roll".

The "abdomination" can be characterized as having a cottage cheese texture and or "jowls of the dog" appearance and is often accompanied by stretch marks. The only effective cure is a tummy tuck!
Did you see Lisa in that bikini?
Ya man - she has awesome legs but....her gut is an abdomination!
Abdomination by Exsalad January 4, 2010