Aardvark

Verb: to stick your toungue into the womans vagina only to pull out her crabs and swallow them and enjoy it. to aardvark or aardvarking

Guy1: Dude! I heard Guy3 finally got some last night on his first night of college!
Guy2: Wow really we should go ask him about it.
Guy1: Yo Guy3! We heard you lost your virginity!
Guy3: No I ended up Aardvarking and now i gotta use this shampoo and comb on my porno mustache. It was still tasty though!

by Xilo October 18, 2008

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Aardvark

A term that is used to portray something better then description. Words such as "Awesome" or "Cool" can not stand up to it's power. This is a term commonly used in Connecticut or places in the north east.

1.) "Ase and Barbie are so aardvark, it's crazy!"

2.) "That is so NOT aardvark. I don't know what he was thinking."

3.) "Oh man we were seriously aardvark at the bowling ally the other day. we won two free games!"

by Aseret November 26, 2006

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the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one

aard·vark (ärdvärk)
n.
A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.

by REnergy December 13, 2004

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