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by RApps November 24, 2021

panic affap

A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.

Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap

Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?

Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man

Guy2: God damn

by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020

Afap

A term denoting that the individual is going to jerk off in the speediest manner possible. While this method of jerking off is very efficient, the pleasure experienced is drastically reduced. May be used as a verb, noun or acronym (As Fast As Possible).

Example 1:

Parents: We're going to the shops, but we'll be back in 5 minutes. Bye son.

Son: Looks like it's time for an afap.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Dude, how did you break your hand?
Guy 2: I heard a knock on my door while I was jacking off, so I had to finish A.F.A.P.

Example 3:

Guy 1: I had a glorious orgasm last night.
Guy 2: Yeah I wouldn't know anything about that - I tend to afap. Also, I'm pretty sure you stole that line from Zach Galifianakis
Guy 1: Fuck you, man.

by Kenny998 July 11, 2012

afap

as fucked as possible.

to simply get as fucked as you possibly can on alcohol and/or narcotics.

"gemma just broke up with me man, i'm just so confused right now, cold really use some company"
"dude as your best friend i think there's only one thing for it, LET'S GET AFAP!"
"awh Jerry your the best!"
*high five*

by jonty123 May 28, 2011

Matt Ayapan

A little stinker who never smiles and never shows any joy at all. He has little respect and will never do what he is told.

“ Hey Matt Ayapan, where is my muffin”
“I don’t know”
“Your days late you monkey man”

by Monkeyy maunnn September 21, 2020

AFAP

All Finger Anal Penetration

"so dustin...did you hook up with her last night?"
"yea"
"what happened?"
"AFAP"

by Kykle September 23, 2007

AFAP

To ejaculate in an extremely short period of time, to the point of embarrassment.

Guy 1- "Did you hear Jim and Neha hooked up last night?
Guy 2- "Oh yeah, I actually talked to him about it. He said they went at it for a good half hour!"
Guy 1- "I dunno dude. Neha said as soon as he took his pants off he completely afapped."

by Ecuadorian_Boy March 25, 2010