awfultunity

an opportunity that turns out to be awful

I had an awfultunity to play Tony Hawk Ride.

by lobert124 April 25, 2010

Antfucker

Someone who is obsessed with little details; a perfectionist.

Myra Ellen is such an antfucker; she made us re-record the track until she thought it sounded perfect.

by starfucker08 October 30, 2008

Awkful

It is a situation that falls in between both categories of awkwardness and awfulness creating something known as awkful.

I have to make sandwiches with my boss, it is going to be so awkful

by Fragileharp July 24, 2019

awefuck

Something completely and utterly amazing.

That bear has six arms. That is absolute awefuck.

by River Chaput May 30, 2006

Awful Falafel

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.

Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time

by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017

awfulling

The act of making everything awful.

She had a knack for awfulling that put everyone into a funk.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

Awful lot of ADHD!

Awful lot of ADHD is an insult used on the internet when people are saying very stupid things. You can call them a moron, a Moran, stupid, or say "awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!".

Laura: I read that China is 12 hours ahead of America... why didn't they warn them about 9/11??? THAT'S SUCH BULLAHIT FUCK YOU CHINA LIKE 3 BILLION PEOPLE DIED.

Tyler: Someone tried to tell me there was 50 states in America. Nuh uh cause the scientists found out that Pluto don't exist. We got 49 sumbass.

Stan: Awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 22, 2021