Audible Brain Fart

The speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from ABF without saying, "Wow".

Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."

Me: Hey Coach

Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?

Me: Yeah, I think I'm-

Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.

Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).

by 556677NK March 8, 2010

Audible Diarrhea

A term used to describe something that is extremely unpleasant to the ears. Can be used to describe a really terrible song, a bad speech, an annoying voice etc. Sounds like it came out of someone's asshole

"I hate this song. The person singing it sounds like audible diarrhea."

by Suckmytoes_77 April 21, 2023

audible feedback

n. 1. sounds a listener makes to encourage the speaker to continue speaking 2. verbal cues given to a speaker to indicate you are in agreement

While listening to someone speak, show you're actively listening by responding with verbal cues such as "uh-huh", "yes", "oh", "hmmm".

Audible feedback can also take the form of questions: "Then what happened?" "What did you do next?" "How did that make you feel?" "Are you kidding me?"

by Social I.Q. Lady February 23, 2010

audible chocolate

A smooth, silky voice that may go as far as to be considered as ear candy on one's eardrum.

Did you listen to the top-40 on the radio this morning? I think i can listen to Casey Kasem's audible chocolate all day.

by kkdontplay December 9, 2009

Audible but non lethal (ABNL)

A fart that makes a sound but does not smell.

Don't worry Irene it's audible but non lethal (ABNL).

by Schmebeneezer March 20, 2017

audible brown

During the commission of vaginal sex in the "doggy-style" position, the man sticks his arms out (as a QB would when calling an audible) and yells "Audible brown! Audible brown!". He then withdraws his penis from his partner's vagina and re-inserts it into her anus. This move is perfectly legal when in question of having anal sex since the man has made clear of his intentions.

"Yeah baby, how's that feel?"

"Good, but I've got something better! ... Audible brown! Audible brown! Hutt!"

by funnysex October 30, 2007

Audible Magic

An Orwellian organization run by Communist Party USA whose primary goal is creating technology to prevent you from uploading certain copyrighted content to prevent piracy. It often does not recognize fair use due to it being automated, making expression under the First Amendment a hassle. A company that will certainly cause the next civil war over creativity and expression.

A number of websites grossly exploit Audible Magic's technology, including YouTube, Twitch, MySpace, Vimeo, and many others.

by The Real Driller August 22, 2022