Astronut

Semen that is suspended in zero-gravity in space.

After a long mission on mars, Greg and Christina decided to get in on.Afterwords, they spent their time dodging the astronut that Greg had created.

by DVARMARBAR November 01, 2010

Astronut

The act of shooting your dick up and around like a rocket until it makes it in a woman's vagina.

I played astronut with my girlfriend after sex last night.

by irmike December 10, 2008

Astronut

When a guy gets a blowjob in zero gravity and nuts into the air, the girl must then try to catch the cum in her mouth and swallow, this is called the astronut.

Neil Armstrong: I gave Sally Reid a nice astronut on our last mission.

by Jalen_the_alien December 11, 2017

astronut

when an alien ejaculates or nuts

yo dude did u see that alien at area 51 astronut into that policeman.

by JDSAVAGE July 26, 2019

AstroNuts

SIMP men that girls keep in orbit around them when/if their main man bails or she breaks up

Yeah we broke up but I called down of my AstroNuts Jay until we get back or I find me another main, this time with bank

by RickyBigDick August 11, 2020

Astronut

When an astronaut masturbate and cums in space.

Jared was so lonely and bored that he astronutted atleast twice daily.

by Day worldoo June 16, 2021

astronut lollipop

When you forcibly jam one testicle in your partners ass while thrusting in her space

Borty entered her assmosphere with his astronut lollipop during blast off!

by AzRev July 29, 2022