A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014
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B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014
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1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside
2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss
3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss
3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017
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Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.
Like an assclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.
Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.
Like an assclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.
by expletive December 27, 2003
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Get the asstard mug.The act of stimulating the anus by excreting feces partially out of one's own ass, then allowing the natural pressure of the anus to suck the feces back into one's own rectum. The process is repeated to one's satisfaction.
Dude1: So I've been trying out assturdbation lately.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo July 8, 2016
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by Seth and Sam July 11, 2009
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