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Asstard

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014
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Asstard

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014
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Asstardia

1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside

2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss

3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
Let's go to Asstardia
I have achieved Asstardia
I ranted about my mouth on Asstardia
by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017
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assturkey

Moron or dickhead.

Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.

Like an assclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.
Those washed-up ex-football players on those NFL pregame shows are a bunch of assturkeys.
by expletive December 27, 2003
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asstard

Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard
dmi is a silly russian asstard.
by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002
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Assturdbation

The act of stimulating the anus by excreting feces partially out of one's own ass, then allowing the natural pressure of the anus to suck the feces back into one's own rectum. The process is repeated to one's satisfaction.
Dude1: So I've been trying out assturdbation lately.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo July 8, 2016
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assturbate

masturbating in your ass, or to sodomize yourself
"I'm going to assturbate with a dildo"
by Seth and Sam July 11, 2009
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