A small group of real estate agents, builders and developers who control and repress the residents of a suburban neighborhood. The aim of the association is to maintain the profitability of the real estate business by keeping the neighborhood in a state of Disney-like visual perfection - regardless of the impact on residential life. This is accomplished by enforcing rules for landscaping, lawn and building exterior maintenance, and by outlawing simple functional items and amenities such as basketball nets, garbage cans, satellite dishes, solar panels, flower pots, compost piles, window blinds, bike trails, mailbox numbers, etc.
The homeowner's association fined me $50 because I own a garbage can.
Our homeowner's association says we can't have a bike trail, because some buyers might believe that bike trails attract crime and drug dealers.
Our homeowner's association says we can't have a bike trail, because some buyers might believe that bike trails attract crime and drug dealers.
by LouSara September 20, 2012
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Richie: "Hey buddy, are you going to watch the football games this afternoon?"
Tim: "Yeah, there are some good ones on today. I got my chips and dip, pizza and soda ready to go."
Richie: "Cool story, bro. Maybe I'll stop over later. Mind if I bring Ilsa?"
Tim: "Yeah sure. She's always welcome. Now that you two are together, she's a Bro By Association.
Tim: "Yeah, there are some good ones on today. I got my chips and dip, pizza and soda ready to go."
Richie: "Cool story, bro. Maybe I'll stop over later. Mind if I bring Ilsa?"
Tim: "Yeah sure. She's always welcome. Now that you two are together, she's a Bro By Association.
by LDSTex85 February 29, 2012
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The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
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