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asscake

clever way of saying someone is an asshole. i mean seriously why say asshole thats so mainstream. and cake is more fun sounding than hole... heh
mr poo: i love you
captain jesus: shut up asscake
by friendlyostalker November 9, 2008
mugGet the asscakemug.

Asscake

Noun ; squishy or soggy ass .

Mostly used in the Gay community .

Originated from Awesome and Possom .

ASSCAKE
"What's up with your asscake?" (LISP)
"Pardon me ... Why dont you fix that asscake?"
by Awesome de la Possom September 26, 2009
mugGet the Asscakemug.

asscake icing

In other words it's shit, especially if it is spread over a large surface, say an ass for example that gives someone the impression of a cake.
Person1: Hey, want some asscake icing?
Person2: Hell yeah!
by George-A January 5, 2009
mugGet the asscake icingmug.

ASSCAKES

When someone's but is so huge they look like floppy pancakes
Thus, asscakes
Damn, she has some big asscakes
by MILLY BAYS September 22, 2014
mugGet the ASSCAKESmug.

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