asscake

clever way of saying someone is an asshole. i mean seriously why say asshole thats so mainstream. and cake is more fun sounding than hole... heh

mr poo: i love you
captain jesus: shut up asscake

by friendlyostalker November 28, 2006

Asscake

Noun ; squishy or soggy ass .

Mostly used in the Gay community .

Originated from Awesome and Possom .

ASSCAKE

"What's up with your asscake?" (LISP)
"Pardon me ... Why dont you fix that asscake?"

by Awesome de la Possom September 26, 2009

asscake icing

In other words it's shit, especially if it is spread over a large surface, say an ass for example that gives someone the impression of a cake.

Person1: Hey, want some asscake icing?
Person2: Hell yeah!

by George-A October 28, 2007

Asscake

Something that's real smexy.

Dayum she has sum nice asscakes

by Asscakes.com June 20, 2017

ASSCAKES

When someone's but is so huge they look like floppy pancakes
Thus, asscakes

Damn, she has some big asscakes

by MILLY BAYS September 23, 2014