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asscave was the original image of a woman's gaping asshole, scattered with nearly a dozen clitoral piercings, while her rosey red fingernail polish shined brightly on her hands that were spreading her ass. this legendary image was found years before goatse images started even appearing. a quick google image search for this name should produce results.
that's a disgusting picture, is it goatse? no it's asscave.
asscave by grindking September 26, 2007
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When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.
Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.
ass cave by John December 26, 2003
A person who is a simple asshole.
That farm boy was just an asscake.
Asscake by Yoda November 30, 2004

Asscavating 

the process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.
That guy is totally asscavating his wedgie.
Asscavating by K-Lube March 30, 2006

asscakes 

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.
The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!
asscakes by WienerButthole January 13, 2009
A mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete ass of themself.
Person 1: That guy is such an asscake!
Person 2: Yeah I know!
Asscake by Teaflowers June 28, 2010

asscavity 

the space in your ass where one would hide ones drugs during smuggling or even hiding a shank in prison.
yo carl you got the coke? yeah one minute Lennie lemme get it out my asscavity!
asscavity by kaymo.mo15 January 22, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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