ass whipping insurance

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008

ass-wiping instructions

patronizing and/or obvious instructions

Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."

Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"

Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."

by Humble Worker March 10, 2011

insert two apple in ass

when you shove appl in ass

guy 1: hey apl
guy 2: heyo apl
guy 3:HEY GUYS WHATS UP *insert two apple in ass* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
guy 2: god dammit man

by melancholicapple February 11, 2018

instant ass

A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass.

I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!

by Charlie Golf January 19, 2007

fortnite battlepass inside of my ass

Fortnite battle pass inside of my ass is a sentance used to describe your deep sadness. People often use it when it is a very sad situation and they are on the verge of tears.

"yea my homie died, i realy feel fortnite battlepass inside of my ass"

by ForeskiñThief February 13, 2023

Instagram ass

When a girl has an amZing Ass on Instagram. But then you get her in the sack take
Off the panties and her butt is the worst.

Girl Posted she was doing squats everyday, she didn't . She had an Instagram Ass.

by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016

Smells like the inside of an ass hole

The worse smell imaginable because in an ass hole there is a lot of shit and fart concentrated and confined to a very small place.

What is that smell? It smells like the inside of an ass hole.

by The Fury 13 November 21, 2010