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Home Grown Asprin

weed, green, marijuana, grass, reafer, pot, dope, ganja, brocolli, mary jane, MJ, purple haze, kush, chronic, super sonic, strawberry cough, candy...
"o dude you buy yours?!!!"

"Ya"
"well I have my own home grown asprin"
by LancesGirl03 May 11, 2010
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Road Asprin

Dexedrine or Benzedrine used by over the road truck drivers
to fight fatigue. Mainly white pills scored into quarters known as "crossroads"
" Highway " had the Chicago to Dallas run and loaded up on road asprins at the truck stop.
by Don F April 30, 2006
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apply asprin

The belief that asprin can and will cure all ailments in the known universe.
Also, a term that implies general annoyance at being told someone else's every worry/suffering.
girl1: "My life is over, Tiffany just got that boy I like!"

girl2: Apply asprin to affected area.
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Man that was just hit by a bus: "OH GOD!! MY! FUCKING! LEG!"

Man that just hit him: "I don't have any medical training, but I've got some asprin!
Don't Worry you'll be fine!"

man that was just hit by a bus: "JUST FUCKING KILL ME!!!"
by Ultimate Idiot April 26, 2014
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Aspiring Rapper

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."
Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.
by Chuckii Booker July 28, 2012
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AspiringABS

He do be consuming oxygen and playing minecraft.
1v1 me AspiringABS
by AspiringABS January 6, 2021
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aspinall

by Alain Squitieri June 10, 2008
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aspirin ass

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.
you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans
by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008
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