Asposda

A combination of the words "Supposed" and "To".

(Ah-Spohs-Dah)

You were asposda take a left at Alberkerky.

You're asposda stop if you see a blind person holding their cane out to indicate they want to cross the road.

I was asposda make breakfast for my mother, but I didn't.

by Asposda June 17, 2012

Aspoiding

The act of consciously avoiding discussing the plot details of a piece of media while in the presence of someone who has not experienced it. Alternatively, the act of consciously avoiding or ignoring information regarding media you have not experienced.

A portmanteau of "avoiding" and "spoiler".

"Mike hasn't seen Star Wars yet, so we're aspoiding it around him."
"I can't afford to see the new Star Wars until the end of the week... it's tough aspoiding it on the internet."
"I haven't seen that yet. Please aspoid it if you can."

by Tacheon Black December 26, 2019

Aspoonded

The act of being assaulted with a spoon.

If you don't stop, you will get aspoonded!

by Zxcameronxz November 12, 2015

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You are really bored. your brain is big.
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Person 1: hello
Person 2: aspodfkjghqwpoeriutyzxmncbv
Person 1: are you bored
Person 2: yes

by Xbox 1 issi 1 xobX May 16, 2022

Aspooct

A special type of Schizophrenia, especially when someone comes out of nowhere just to go off on you.

Also known as: Ass poop

Person 1: How has your day been?
Person 2: Shut the hell up you (incoherent monkey noises)
Person 1: Someone has the Aspooct diesease.

by Im a saint October 5, 2022

Aspooption

1.The assumption that everybody poops.

1."I heard that girls pee out their butts." -Matt

"When I was little I didn't know what parts other people had but I Aspooption. I mean I assumed they pooped."-Ashley

Explanation-Being young and not knowing for sure how other people's bodies work. All you can do is make assumptions.

by Dildo Baggins. December 8, 2010

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Nickname for body cream.

I will use aspoheritosideoasureasinadoaprehtinsere for me to feel comfortable.

by Glacmas November 12, 2017