anita 

she is slower than rolling a box of bricks on a flat road. she takes about 2.5 minutes to understand a simple joke and by the time she gets it its not even funny. A certified joke stealer and really, R E A L L Y slow. Sucks at delivering comebacks that are original or just funny in general. Never fails to loose an argument and over posts on her spam.

my cars really anita rn

anita by OllieIsDumb June 28, 2020

Anita 

A person known for cooking food

Man I am pretty hungry, where is Anita?

Anita by MakeMeToasties December 27, 2019

Anita 

Beautiful inside and out, amazing, wonderful, crazy smart, hilariously funny, super nice, loyal, trust-worthy, honest, amazing friend. Gives all the time. When you meet an Anita, stay with her and be loyal to her and I promise you she'll be loyal back. Anita's may be shy at first but she just wants you to go up to her. So go up to her and say hi and keep the conversation going. Thats the main thing and Anita's dont like guys who are mean and think of themselves and pretend to be mean. Say what you feel and be nice. Anita's dont like girls who control you and who are weird. But be yourself and go up to her! Im sure she'll like you back. Its almost Valentines Day so send her an anonymous rose! Then reveal yourself after. Anita's arent the kind of person who thinks shes cool. She is the kind of person who thinks shes a dork. And likes to be foolish and funny and just relax. If you go to a school that has an Anita in it then give it a chance and meet her. She is the kind of person who doesnt care what people think of her and she'll be impressed if you go up to her and say "Hey I've seen you around here, where are you from? :)" You never know, you might thank me after this.

Talk to Anita! She'll think your confident and Anita's like that. :)

Anita by kittycoolkatlol666419 February 10, 2010

Anita 

An Anita is a girl with super human beauty. She has a beautiful body, and she writes, but not only that she has a cute personality. and she plays the drums. People always want to be her friend and she knows how to get ahead in life which makes her inspirational to most. Sitting with her makes you feel so alive, so lucky so in love. She'll ignore or down play her attractiveness to keep herself less busy.

That Anita, what a cutie.

Anita by MOka&Vivi June 22, 2011

Anita 

She is the most beautiful, cute, wonderful, funny, nice, and the most wonderful and perfect person you can find. Her eyes outshine stars and once you look into them, you can barely stop. Once she gets into your eyesight, you try your best to not stare at her, but it doesn't work. She can make you seem like your losing her and seem like your world is wonderful in less than 3 minutes. Once you start loving her, its almost impossible to stop. She will be the sunshine of your life and will make every bad situation in your life seem a little bit easier. ♥ I love you Anita =]

-Guy beats her in a game-
Anita: IHY
Guy: = U [DA MEAN
Anita: U DUH SEXY

Anita by Erycklam December 7, 2010

Anita 

A human whom takes monster dumps and destroys towns and cities. The government lied about Hiroshima, it was Anita!

Godzilla? Nah Anita can nuke a city with her monster sized shits...

Anita by PERZTHEGREAT September 3, 2016

Anita 

1)Derives from the Hebrew Hannah meaning "grace" or "graceful." Second most popular feminine Italian name due to its religious origin.

taken from About.com

2)Most amazing person in the whole world. Bright, humble, beautiful, sweet but most of all, just cool. xP

Ani's (aka Anita) sooooooooooooooooooo flipping cool!!!!!

Anita by alee4979 November 11, 2008